“And then we’ll use Pippin’s song, and we’ll crush their souls for good”
Peter Jackson, probably (via oakenwitch)
Tagged: #the hobbit
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
Tagged: #mark fluffalo
I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY PARTNER AND HE WAS DANCING AND THEN IT HIT THE WORDS AND HE YELLED FUCK YOU AND THREW HIS COMPUTER CORD ON THE COUCH AND THEN STOMPED AWAY HELP
EVERYONE MUST LISTEN TO THIS NOW
I FUCKING KNEW IT
FUCK! ALL THE TIME!
This is AMAZING.